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PastPoop7/14/2003-An Anouncement!This past week has been an interesting one for sure; along with the frustration of debugging multithreaded code, working long hours, and not getting my daily allowance of disco dancing, came the occasional yell as HighPulp got fingered by the internet once again.The good news is that 'Proxy Bastard' will be ready for download here shortly. 'What is Proxy Bastard?' you say? Proxy Bastard is an internet proxy that will randomly swap out URLs or 'web addresses' at its leasure. So you could be going to Google and end up in Cock.com. It retrives these addresses from a file that you can add URLs to (or remove from) if you so desire. 'Why the shit would I want this?' You may ask. You don't asscradle! This is something that you install on someone else's computer! It will come with instructions on its usage, but I'll leave the real creativity up to you our loyal GruntPlop readers on its applications. If you really want to get someone, make a few fake web pages with your victim's personal info. 
Your Crispy Chicken is no match for Proxy Bastard! For example: You could get a geocities site, make it into a fake FBI page page saying 'We have been monitoring your web browsing and have linked you {victim's name here} to terrorist activities. We feel that you are a threat to national security. Please do not move, we will be comming to aquire you shortly', or some shit like that. Put the link to that site, along with all the links you get from typing 'we hate america' in Google in Proxy Bastard's input file and you'll have some instant fun. And a lawsuit. Yet another aplication is installing Proxy Bastard on someone's computer, putting as many porn URLs in the input file as possible, and leaving it to sow its seeds of terror. Just make sure you're in earshot to hear your victims screams of anger. In the next incarnation of Proxy Bastard, it will launch programs at random too. So you'll be going to Yahoo or something, and Microsoft Word will load up. Oh, and if you are someone who wants Proxy Bastard never to see the light of day, give me a software engineering job! Untill then I will continue to make these Weapons of Mass Annoyance! -BarnyardMessiah |
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